i want

2 b virginia woolf

my sister is cute

i’ll probably feel bad about this and delete it later

this is me offending julia nunes by reflexively bending down to match her height for a picture

I PROMISE I DO THAT TO EVERYONE, JULIA

i got five feet nine and a half inches of a problem

but my height aint one

(just kidding, that’s it, that’s the problem)

(failed weiner joke)

(she wins because her jacket says “dick”)

(take the internet away from me after dark)

mug the size of my mug and i’m in love with it

most action i’ve gotten like ever, ha Ha hA

also hands are weird

i’m sorry about these pictures but beach hair is magic hair, i think

i had a friend ask me if it makes you feel like a mermaid

it kind of does

but you still have to get out of the water some time

why do i love this photo so much

is it because phantom arm???

(it’s because jimmy)

spent my birthday in this lab, i will spend my death day in this lab

more pictures from yesterday. THESE MY BIDDIES AND I as the young folk say

i love them a lot.

also my dad just called me and was basically like

‘yo i saw those pictures what

the fuck did u do, i don’t

get it’

but last year he only asked me if i just got really excited about the movie ‘Swamp’

so he’s hilarious.

when i was younger he frowned upon temporary tattoos and when i drew on myself

so i went to college and Now This

at my school we dance in paint and then march through the confused/disgruntled harvard community

oh and then i got thai food and my skin is still seventeen different colors

but a good day

was 

had

.

photographic evidence that i have indeed gone outside under the sun to collect my vitamins d and then retreat back indoors to resume life as a human teardrop fallen from the butthole of finals

it was nice out today and i have marked the art therapy building stoop for my own

a memoir

have the cafe in one of the campuses all to myself

it has windows on windows on windows and it’s sunny and why do i always forget this is a thing

also a creepy phone in the distance just cut through the silence on this floor and i’m not moving to answer it, i know how those movies go

why was making this such a comforting thing

i’ve lost control of a lot of things in lyfe

if my hair is any indication of that

why is middle english a thing that is allowed to dictate any portion of my grade at an institution where i am supposed to be learning for the sake of learning and bettering my person??./

also i just drank ufo gasoline fluid masquerading as energy masquerading as coffee masquerading all of this in a can and my chest is trying to swallow the rest of my body