family cookout (abridged)
Aunt: happy fourth, everyone
Cousin: only happy when it’s 69 aYOOO
Everyone: Ha HA hA hah he ha ho
Me: yo but 64 is the number to love, guys
Everyone: what
Me: …nintendo 64 come on
Everyone: …ha.. no, 69 it’s when—
Mom: she can google it, it’s fine
Me: I KNOW WHAT IT IS I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL I’M JUST NOT FUNNY
my family thinks I’m asexual
Or like 5
I mean nintendo is more exciting to me than sex so maybe I am five, I don’t know
